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my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
when the pizza guy arrives Mia ;)
(Source: samanthapanther)
- Girl:
- I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy:
- I know.
- Girl:
- I love you!
- Boy:
- I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl:
- Where is he?
- Dad:
- Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl:
- (Starts crying)
- Dad:
- I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
